100. First off, what is your full name?
Damien Johnathan Ryans

99. Are you addicted to anything?
4 Chan

98. Do you follow your head or your heart?
my head... guess which one

97. Where do you go when you just need to get away?
amber's

96. Would you rather play sports or watch them?
meh, i don't care really

95. Do you like pale or bright colors more?
darker the better

94. What is your dog's name?
jesse hahahaha

93. Which do you like better: lilies or roses?
flowers aren't really my thing...

92. What is the sexiest accent in your opinion?
*shrug* southern?

91. Is there anything/anyone you're losing faith in?
myself

90. If you could run away to any place, where would you go?
the woods... i have a place i want to take you my dear...

89. What did you do last night?
slept

88. Do you have a best friend that you can talk to 24/7?
not really

87. Do you have any siblings?
i better not

86. How many years apart is your mom and dad?
i don't have a dad... just a fucked up "mom"

85. Do you like someone?
i like you *wink*

84. What does the 7th message in your text inbox say?
don't have a cell

83. Who sits behind you in math?
i'm not in highschool

82. Where is your dad right now?
like i said... doesn't exist

81. Do you burn incense?
nah

80. Do you have a problem?
i'd like to go for a run, but i can't right now...

79. Who is the 5th person you got a missed call from?
don't have a phone

78. Closest purple object?
hahahahaha

77. Closest silver object?
hahahahaha

76. Closest yellow object?
hahahahaha

75. Do you sing in the shower?
oh hell yes... i like big butts and i can not lie!

74. What is bugging you right now?
i gotta take a piss

73. How does your hair look right now?
black and blue...i'm thinking of cutting it

72. Do you know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner?
yeah, why?

71. When is the last time you said the pledge of allegiance?
wow... i don't think anyone ever asked me to

70. If you could kill someone, who would it be?
yes and i'm not saying anything

69. Do you have any fears?
no

68. What do you hear right now?
my stomach growling

67. Do you like kangroos?
hell yeah

66. Can you roll your tongue?
among other things... wanna see?

65. What are you wearing?
nothing at all

64. Who was the last person to text you?
i don't have a fucking phone!

63. Do you like pie?
no

62. Screamo or Country?
no

61. Rock or Rap?
rock

60. Polka or Disco?
DO NOT WANT!!!

59. Flying or Driving?
rather run

58. Who last called you?
DON'T HAVE A PHONE!!!!

57. Was your Valentine’s day nice?
no

56. What are you doing now?


55. Who was the last person you said I love you to?
... i didn't

54. Would you die for someone?
depends on the person

53. Would you date anyone from your work?
i'm independantly wealthy hahahaha

52. Do long distance relationships work?
fuck no

51. Do you have any pet peeves?
yes

50. Do you have to pee right now?
i already said that didn't i

49. When did you last talk to one of your siblings?
don't have any

48. What are you doing tomorrow?
sleeping in

47. Do you worry about getting older?
nah, i don't age

45. Do you pick your scabs?
no

43. Do your band aids have cartoons on them?
no

42. Do you bite your nails?
no, i bite you

41. Do you wax your eyebrows?
nope

39. Do you check CelebPox.com for celebrity gossip?
stupid plug

38. Do you have a jar where you keep loose change?
no

37. Do you own a pogo stick?
no

36. Ever gone a whole day without eating?
yup

35. Do you own ripped jeans?
yes

34. What makes you mad?
a lot of things

33. What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?


32. Are you jealous a lot of the time?
nah

31. Do you use a calendar or day planner to schedule everything on?
hahahaha... no

30. Do you have OCD?
nope

29. Do you have ADD?
nah

28. Do you have low self-esteem?
*snort* no

27. Who can make you laugh during the hardest time?
amber

26. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
i don't remember

25. When was the last time you had professional pictures taken?
never hahahaha

24. Have you done a whitening treatment on your teeth?
no

23. What is your favorite show?
i'm not doing the list

22. Who do you love?
she knows

21. What is playing on your MP3 player right now?
nothing

20. What holiday is your birthday closest to?
St Patty's Day

19. What’s your favorite drink?
alcohol

18. Do you own any big sunglasses?
no

17. Bed sheet color?
whatever the bitch put down

16. Ever encountered a shark?
nope

15. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
no

14. Have you ever bungee jumped?
nah

13. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
amber's

12. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
boobs

11. Is it hard to express your feelings to someone?
nah, i only have about 5

10. Why are people such self-centered beings?
they're retards

9. Are you sad?
nah

8. Are you happy?


7. Favorite day of the year?
*shrug*

6. Have you ever licked someones cheek?
duh

5. Watched all Spiderman movies?
no

4. What are you looking forward to?
moving

3. Favorite Lucky Charms Marshmallow?
the one shaped like a playboy bunny

2. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
no

1. Do you want to get married?
hahahahahahahahaha